A Gent.
Your trenches companion agent.
A Gent — at your service
- A Gent: Good evening. A Gent, at your service. I don't read the charts for you — not yet. I teach you to read them yourself: launchpads, bundles, sizing, taking profit, and the trade that still stings. Where shall we begin?
01What he does
A Gent.
He won't pick your coins. He'll make sure you understand every coin you pick — and keep you calm, sized and solvent while you do.
The craft
How memecoins really move: entries, exits, position sizing, and why most charts flatter to deceive. Explained plainly, as often as you need.
Launchpads
Pump.fun, StonkFun and OTC, unpicked seam by seam: fees, graduation, reward coins, and what each setting means for you.
Psychology
Tilt, chasing, revenge trades, the freeze after a fumble. He slows the room down and hands you one sensible next step.
Money and safety
Sizing against your whole stack, taking profit off the table, moving wins to safety, and spotting drainers before they spot you.
02What he knows
Raised on a libraryof the trenches.
A Gent has studied a vast body of memecoin knowledge: how coins are launched, traded, bundled and rugged, how charts and cycles behave, how traders lose their heads and their wallets. Ask him anything, at any level, as often as you like.
17
chapters of trench craft
126
topics, from bonding curves to burnout
3
launchpads covered in depth
24/7
patience for beginner questions
Ask him anything
No question too green.
Mechanics, charts, sizing, safety, the trade that went wrong. He answers plainly, with the numbers and rules of thumb he knows, and never invents a figure.
- What actually happens when a coin graduates?
- How do bundles and snipers show up in the holders?
- How much of my stack should one trade be?
- I round-tripped a 10x. What now?
- Is this DM from support a scam?
- How do Pump.fun and StonkFun fees differ?
Onboarding
From zero to first trade.
New to the trenches? He walks you through the first steps in order, and explains why each one matters before your money is on the line.
- 01Install a trading app and set up a trading wallet
- 02Keep a separate self-custody wallet for savings
- 03Buy crypto and fund the trading wallet
- 04Build an X feed worth reading
- 05Set up Telegram and the channels to follow
- 06Observe before you trade
Up to date on three launchpads.
Fees, graduation, rewards and the settings that matter to a holder, current as of this season.
Pump.fun
Where pure attention plays live
- Bonding curve fills near $69K, then graduates to PumpSwap
- Fees from 1.25% on the curve, falling as market cap grows
- Creator fee sharing, cashback coins, Mayhem Mode
StonkFun
Coins paired with stocks and more
- Quote assets from xStocks and pre-IPO names to currencies
- $5K start, graduation at $40K, liquidity locked for good
- Reward coins with a 1% or 3% tax; dev buy up to 50%
OTC
Fees paid to holders as tokenized stock
- Launches on Pump.fun or Meteora, rewards in up to ten stocks
- 67.5% of fees to holders, 10% burns $OTC
- Desks: NFTs that earn a share of protocol revenue
Next — paste a contract address and he takes the measurements himself. See the fitting schedule
03The house
$AGENT
A Gent, the token. The tailor's label stitched inside the jacket: discreet, and only for those who know where to look.
Name
A Gent
Ticker
$AGENT
Contract address
4d9tLRN5qBpUL1c1n7veZNQ9ooxEwDk2rVKEttTBu1gS
04Roadmap
The fittingschedule.
Now
Advisor and tutor in chat
Trading craft, launchpad mechanics, psychology and money — learned one conversation at a time.
Next
Token review by contract address
Paste a CA and he takes the measurements himself.
Then
On-chain analytics
Holders, bundles and dev wallets, read straight from the chain.
Then
Trends and new pairs
What is moving, what just launched, and what deserves a second look.
Later
Wallet connect and swaps
From verdict to execution, without leaving the atelier.